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He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum
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He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
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He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
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Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight
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(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
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You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
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Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
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I've got a crush on you
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Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
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I've got a crush on you
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He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen
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With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream
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If you refuse me it would be such a shame
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'Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang
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Then he squeezed her tighter
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To excite her and delight her
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Oh I've got a crush on you
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(and I'll be back tomorrow)
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Next day when he got there, a two-legged man
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Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand
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A long jet of water shot out of her nose
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Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose
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(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
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You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
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Although you're made of plastic I think you're fantastic
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And I've got a crush on you.
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But I don't think it's gonna work out.
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snake song
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billy gilman |