Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man
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$100'000 watch, man
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I sell it to you for 400
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- You got 80?
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Dig - dig this, man
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I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man...
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I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
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Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
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See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
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You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
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Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
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Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a treath to mankind
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That's a lie
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You know what my records is about, man
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You know how much money we get, man
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Come on
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(You're a liar)
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Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums
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(That's a lie)
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I'm gettin cold money every day
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(You're a liar)
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You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office
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You lied about the lies that you lied about
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You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
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You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt
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If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut
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You claim to do things no one could achieve
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You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe
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That's a lie
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I got this Japanese girl, man
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Lee, man, takes good care of me
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(You're a liar)
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Yo, she's so def, man
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Wipes my butt
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(That's a lie)
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Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin
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(You're a liar)
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You seen my new Mercedes, man?
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Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw
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You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor
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Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school
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You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner talbe and drooled
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Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed
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You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels
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That's a lie
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Russell Simmons
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I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin 'bout?
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(You're a liar)
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I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it
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(That's a lie)
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Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man
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(You're a liar)
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Yo, why you be illin, man?
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You know what time - what time it is
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L.L. Cool J
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Then you start to lie about things you don't have
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You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab
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Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle
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You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle
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You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few
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'There are 8 million stories' - and they're all made up by you
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That's a lie
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Russell Simmons
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...Rush, man
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Gives you the biggest medaillon you ever saw
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(You're a liar)
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It's gon' keep the bullets off your back
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(That's a lie)
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You know why stations play our records?
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Cause the kids'll tear the station apart
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Kids'll rip it down...
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L.L. Cool J
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Said your grandmother's 20 when your mother's 25
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Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive
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You said you used tootpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold
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A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole
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That's a lie
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Russell Simmons
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Yo man
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All the girls everywhere talkin about Rush
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(You're a liar)
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Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day
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(That's a lie)
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Talkin so much about 'Rush, Rush,' every time
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(You're liar)
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That hoes just be beefin, man
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'Rush this and Rush that'
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(That's a lie)
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World's biggest thing, man
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Rush is gettin all the money, man
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(You're liar)
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...wheel barrow full of money, ya understand me?
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(That's a lie)
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That they be rollin that shit in my office all day
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(You're a liar)
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Nothin but money, and it be green
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(That's a lie)
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Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man
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Rush gets money, man
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(You're liar)
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My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green - and gold
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(That's a lie)
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I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man
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(You're a liar)
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I just wanna look good, man
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So I got one
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(That's a lie)
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Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man
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Jewels be them thangs
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(You're a liar)
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Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff
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(That's a lie)
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Man, I got 900 pairs of Reeboks, man
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...pair of...Adidas
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(You're a liar)
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I got every color of Adiddas they ever made, man
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(That's a lie)
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My man Steve, that's a porno star, man
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And he be bringin them hoes to the house
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(You're a liar)
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Word man, they b |