Jag ville jag vore en Tarzan,
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som svavade i en lian,
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som slogs med tigrar och lejon
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i djungelen hela da’n.
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Jag onskar mig vara en he-man,
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en ytterst hemlig agent,
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som de hardaste smallar fatt smaka,
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som de snyggaste “brudarna” kant.
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Det ligger en katt pa min kudde,
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han ligger och spinner pa rygg.
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Jag haller en hand pa hans mage ?
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det varmer,jag kanner mig trygg.
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Och kisse han svanger och vrider
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sin stora, lurviga svans.
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Jag tanker sa sorgligt det vore
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om vi bada just nu inte fanns!
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Jag ville vara Casanova,
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som klarade allt i sex.
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En tio, tolv kvinnor om natten
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utan det minsta komplex.
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En kille for porrinstituten
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att satsa en summa pa.
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Det skulle bli manga millioner,
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i bankboken skulle det sta.
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Det ligger en katt pa min kudde,
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han ligger och spinner pa rygg.
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Jag haller en hand pa hans mage ?
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det varmer,jag kanner mig trygg.
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Och kisse han svanger och vrider
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sin stora, lurviga svans.
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Jag tanker sa sorgligt det vore
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om vi bada just nu inte fanns!
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Har sitter jag ensam och nynnar
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och skriver en visa ibland.
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Det ar den “fan i baten”,
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som jag orkar ro i land.
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Det ligger en katt pa min kudde,
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han ligger och spinner pa rygg.
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Jag haller en hand pa hans mage ?
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det varmer,jag kanner mig trygg.
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Och kisse han svanger och vrider
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sin stora, lurviga svans.
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Jag tanker sa sorgligt det vore
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om vi bada just nu inte fanns!
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[English translation]
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I wish i were a Tarzan
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suspended in a liane,
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who fought with tigers and lions
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in the jungle all day.
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I wish I was a he-man,
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a very secret agent,
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who had gotten the hardest hits
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and known the prettiest broads.
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A cat lies on my pillow,
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he is lies puring on his back
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I’m holding a hand on his tummy
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it warms, I’m feeling safe
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And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
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his big, fluffy tail.
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I’m thinking how sad it would be
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if we two didn’t exist!
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I wish I were Casanova
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who could manage everything in sex.
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Ten twelve women a night
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without any complex.
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A guy for the porn institutes
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to bet some money on.
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It would become many millions
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the bank account would show.
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A cat lies on my pillow,
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he is lies puring on his back
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I’m holding a hand on his tummy
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it warms, I’m feeling safe
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And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
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his big, fluffy tail.
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I’m thinking how sad it would be
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if we two didn’t exist!
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Here I sit alone and hum
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and write a song sometimes
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It is the “devil in the boat”,
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who I managed to row to the shore.
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A cat lies on my pillow,
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he is lies puring on his back
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I’m holding a hand on his tummy
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it warms, I’m feeling safe
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And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
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his big, fluffy tail.
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I’m thinking how sad it would be
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if we two didn’t exist!
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En Katt Pa Min Kudde
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| Alexander Rybak |
