Music by the Sex Pistols. Lyrics by Anthrax.
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There was a bunch of roadies
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And this here is their story
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A scurvy bunch of evil twits
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Who never say they're sorry
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They've traveled cross the nations
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Fuckin' paid vacations
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We love the schism that they make
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They're here for the duration
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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The captains name is Rick
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Whose "Bozo-do" is slick
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He really thinks he knows it all
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He's just a Jersey hick
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Wanking, cranking, Georgie
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He always finds an orgy
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He rubs his balls and picks his nose
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He's horny Georgie porgie
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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The king of sleaze is Ring
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Polaroid's his thing
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He whipped it out, her teeth fell out
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And now it's in a sling
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From LA we have Troy
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His fetish is Playboy
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A smelly trout, he'll eat it out
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Go wash your hands you're M.O.I.
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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John Tempesta is The Joker
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The Adams apple choker
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Sandra Bernhard is his twin
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He'd probably even poke her
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The B-boy was John Rooney
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He was a fuckin' loony
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He does a rap, he thinks he's black
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He's soft like Gerry Cooney
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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Yo my name is Bill
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Dur, bouncing is my skill, duh,
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Smoke ten packs and use my plaque
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Duh, with my breath I'll kill
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Thursby is the lard ass
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The monitors are his task
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The sound they made when the band played
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Was like Ed Trunk with bad gas
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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The photobug is Ambo
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He'll fill up any hairy hole
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We'll blindfold you with dental floss
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You burnt out fuckin' bimbo
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The bottom line is Z
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Oh please don't sit on me
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Go wipe your hemorrhoid ridden butt
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You 1960's hippie!
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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This here was the story
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About our fuckin' roadies
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A scurvy bunch of evil twits
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Who never say they're sorry
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They've traveled cross the nations
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Fuckin' paid vacations
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We love the schism that they make
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They're here for the duration
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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Friggin' in the riggin'
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There was fuck all else to do
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Friggin' In The Riggin'
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Anthrax |