Jean Pierre was a fashion designer
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And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer
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'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall, that's it
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John Pierre took her out to the movies
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And John Pierre loved the way she said groovy
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And soon before he knew it, Jean Pierre was in love
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They were takin' it way too slow
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Jean Pierre was ready to blow
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Just lookin' at Rommy's Pants
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You can take France out of the lover
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But not the lover out of France
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So Jean Pierre took his love to the river
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And Jean Pierre hoped she let him get in her
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And Jean Pierre did what any red-blooded fashion designer would do
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He ran his hands down her back to her butt
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Just like a straight guy would
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And he thought to himself, "Oh, American ass...
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Now I know what McDonald's is all about, mm hmm"
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(Insert freestyle french here
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Something about a banana
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Oh, oui...And another banana...
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I cannot type French
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If you can, please leave it in a comment
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And I will add it.)
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Jean Pierre was a fashion designer
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And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer
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'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall
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All he needed was a fresh look for fall
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All he needed was a fresh look for that, that's it
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Oui, oui, oui.
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Rommy's Pants
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| Anya Marina |
