I once was a happy man
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Of sound and stable mind
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Then my neighbour got a dog
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He put a ribbon on its head
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To make it cute
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But it still looked like
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A Chihuahua
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He had me over
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To watch it sit and beg
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It bit my knee
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And made love to my leg
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Now it barks all the night
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And all of the day
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Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn
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I didn't get to sleep last night
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Till very late
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The stupid dog barked
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And grred
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I got up late
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And ran to catch the bus
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But I slipped on a turd
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I was certain
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It wasn't one of mine
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That that dog
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Had crossed over the line
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I wanted to exterminate
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It and all its kind
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From my lovely little suburb
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I'm gonna kill the dog next door
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Ain't gonna bark anymore
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'Cause this is judgment day
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The little runt has got to pay
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No more turds on my lawn
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That stupid mutt will soon be gone
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I'm gonna kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill that dog
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I see the little monster
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In my garden
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So I grab an axe and off I go
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And I try my best to get it
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All I do is sever my big toe
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My neighbour comes
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Outside to calm me
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He says his dog and me
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Should just be friends
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He puts his little pet
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In my forgiving hands
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THEN it starts to bite
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So I strangle it with all my might
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Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh
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I'm gonna kill the dog next door
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Ain't gonna bark anymore
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'Cause this is judgment day
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The little runt has got to pay
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No more turds on my lawn
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That stupid mutt will soon be gone
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I'm gonna kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill that dog
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Now the stupid mutt's
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In doggie heaven
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I strangled it to death
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And now I'm free
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But my trouble ain't
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Quite over
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My neighbour called
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The cops on me
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I end up at
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The police station
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Where I am told
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That I must pay
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A three hundred
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Dollar fine
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(*long pause*)
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WOW!!
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What a good value!
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I think I'll kill my neighbour too!
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Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh!
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I'm gonna kill the guy next door
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Won't call the cops anymore
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I never liked him anyway
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Three hundred isn't much to pay!
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There are turds on my lawn
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They must be his, his dog is gone
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I'm gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill kill that guy
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Kill The Dog Next Door
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The Arrogant Worms |