[Music: Bart, Lyrics: Sven/Leon Del Muerte]
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Stain-less steel doors burst open
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A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
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Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
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...By the stench...
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Horrified nurses scatter
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Foul human cess seeps
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Punctuation the smell
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Of acrid colonic contents
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...colonical...
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Numbed by the reek,
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prepare for surgery
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Internal horror revealed,
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with a blast from the asscheek
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Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance
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Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table
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Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
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Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour
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The ribcage opens,
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a smell comes to the fore
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Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,
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regurgitation ensues
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Disbelieving doctors from theories
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Manure, in puddles,
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from a human sewer
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An unbelievable reek should have drained
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from his pooper
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Gasses build up pressure
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Causing an ominous rumble from within
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A ghastly turn of events
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leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined
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Stain-less steel doors burst open
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yet in the other way
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phrenetic surgeons are fleeing
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this coprophagic mess
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Numbed by the reek,
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prepare for surgery
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Internal horror revealed,
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with a blast from the asscheek
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A gruesome ending
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to a tale of coprophagic grandeur
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The art of forensic scatology
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had to be endured
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A bacteriological manifestation
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which leaves no doubt
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Infecting bystanders
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with this methane gargling disease
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Clinical Colostomy
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Aborted |