Look you've got to understand it’s just been me and Eleanor for 67 years
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So she gets nervous around strangers
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I wouldn’t show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratory
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huh?.
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Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you’ll find yourself outta of here,
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Ya ya ya
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This might be harder then I thought
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If you’re coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet
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That’s a technical foul
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If you switch the radio, to some modern music show
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That’s a technical foul
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If you don’t shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-tor
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That’s a technical foul, A technical foul
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If you touch the thermostat, (you’ll get hit with a bat)
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Cause that’s a technical foul (You’ll feel my wrath)
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If your hair clogs the drain, (you’ll know the meaning of pain)
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Cause that’s a technical foul (I’ll show you no mercy)
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Ohh… this is such bull shita
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(hey!) In this house we say bull spit
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Or it’s a technical foul, A technical foul
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Let me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!
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You got it bub,
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Or you can go rot in the gutter it's up to you Yankee Doodle!
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Well I don’t want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I don’t screw up accidentally.
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If I don’t spray Lysol, after moving a bowel,
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That’s a technical foul.
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Okay!
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If I decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel,
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That’s a technical foul.
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please say Hieney.
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If I make fun of your crazy feeties,
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Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes,
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That’s not only technical foul...
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But possibly a homicide…
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Can I sleep past three?
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If you do you’ll get a “T”
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Take a wizz in those flowers?
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Ill say hit the showers.
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Use this horn as a bong,
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Adios Tommy Chong.
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Make some long distance calls,
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You’ll get a kick in the balls! (OOPS )
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Can I walk around with my morning erection?
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If you want an automatic ejection,
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Cause that’s a technical foul.
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BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY (JUST KIDDIN)
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There are certain rules which apply in one's life
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With your sister, friends or imaginary wife
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(I can’t believe I haven’t killed myself) ? (Adam Sandler)
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Respect carries over me on the court
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(Here with Wigs Magee, and a fury elf) ? (Adam Sandler)
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Whether your jewish diabetic or especially short
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(She’s ironic and he’s a troll) ? (Adam Sandler)
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I see she’s strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy
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((They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes)) ? (Elanor)
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(How did my life get stuck in this shit hole?) ? (Adam Sandler)
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((Why oh why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig)) ? (Elanor)
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(Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please don’t touch me with your alien hands!) ? (Adam Sandler)
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I got no right to growl
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The whistle she's on the prowl
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Without my wig, I look like an owl Hoo Hoo
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(O MY GOD!!!)
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Don’t laugh at her
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OR IT’S A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3
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Technical Foul
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| Adam Sandler |
