My life's getting pretty bad.
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My dad just stole my porno mag.
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He took the one with the really flyass chick.
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I didn't know what to do,
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So I walked right into his room.
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Dad was getting busy,
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Mom was sucking on his...
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Dictionaries have me pictured under pathetic,
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and if you read it, it would say
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that my life's a living hell, I need some mental help, I need to get ahold of myself.
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It's the story of my life that I can't go out tonight,
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because I didn't come home after class.
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And it's the story of my life that I can't go out tonight,
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So now I'm stuck here at home, stuck all alone, stuck right here on my ass.
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My life's nothing but a bore.
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The girl I like is a dirty whore.
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My life's going nowhere but down the drain.
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Each night I sit up waiting for someone to call me.
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My mom caught me masturbating to scrambled Spice TV.
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Dictionaries have me listed under loser,
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I'm pretty sure it used to say
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hat my life's a living hell, I need some mental help, I need to get ahold of myself.
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It's the story of my life that I can't go out tonight,
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Because I didn't come home after class.
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And it's the story of my life that I can't out tonight,
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So now I'm stuck here at home, stuck all alone, stuck right here on my ass.
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Story Of My Life
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