My baby came to me lately
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'Honey, please don't take this bad, but maybe
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When you laid me
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Could we try to spice it up?'
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I looked across the table
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First to see if she was joking
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No joke
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There was no flicker
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Just a girl who wanted more
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Than meat and potatoes
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She may stop at whips and chains
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She needs carousal
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More arousal
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A bit of pain
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So we started by using handcuffs
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We tried a can of cold whipped cream
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I was allergic to so much dairy
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She had to finish it all by herself
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Then I slapped her
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She wasn't expecting
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So she hit me back
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She friggin' cracked me
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I got a nose bleed
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She was angry
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She wanted more
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Than mean and potatoes
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She may stop at pumps and drains!
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She needs carousal
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More arousal
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A bit of pain
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Invite the neighbours
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Or total strangers
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Give yourself a leg up, honey
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Wear 'The Queen' mask
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Put on the French basque
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It's full of handy holes
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If we're going to use them all
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We're going to need more than
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Meat and potatoes!
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She may draw the line at dolls and freaks
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She needs some abusing
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Some amusement
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To get through the week
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'I know you respect me
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You won't reject me
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And the arrow of our love is straight and true'
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Meat And Potatoes
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Belle & Sebastian |