The newspapers wrote him up, now his name's on everybody's lips
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Mrs. Culpepper's dog's a big band enthusiast
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He's a pedigree with a minor key
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He's a canine with a C sharp nine
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Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone
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He starts blowing at midnight, wakes up the whole neighborhood
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He's worse than a cat fight, but no one minds 'cause he sounds so good
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He won't fetch a stick or lick your hand
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He loves Spike Jones and Dixieland
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Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone
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Call the National Enquirer... they'll pay cash for an interview
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Call up Johnny Carson... Oprah Winfrey just won't do
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In L.A. and London, the critics are all falling down
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The next great pop superstar's a two foot tall basset hound
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He's a drop out from pet school
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Now he's top dog where the cats are cool
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Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone
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He's got a wirehair terrier meets him at the backstage door
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He loves champagne and heroin...it's not a dog's life anymore
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He's on the cover of Rolling Stone
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He's got movie offers on the phone
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Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone
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Sammy The Dog Has Learned To Play Trombone
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