I don't care where I'm goin'
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Just as long as I'm with you
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Put it there, pal. Put it there
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I'll be just like your horses
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And I'll stick to you like glue
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Put it there, pal. Put it there
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I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent (oh, that happy snow)
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Stealing all that cash
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I hear your show on Thursdays (nice, huh?)
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What a lot of eggs you smash
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Well at least I don't depend upon
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Colonna's big moustache (oh, he gave me the brush)
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You're faithful and you're fair
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Put it there (skin me Dad, skin me)
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You've got that something in your voice
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So right for selling cheese (hustle a lot of the stuff)
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Put it there, pal. Put it there (put that back in the bowl)
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You know, I think your jokes are great (really?)
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It's just that folks are hard to please (they're just snobs, that all)
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Put it there, pal. Put it there
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Your face could make a fortune
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Just your nose should make a lot (how do you siphon?)
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I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you've got, boy!
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The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot
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You're such a perfect square (oh-oh, is that on the paper?)
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(where?, where?)
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Shall we dance?
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Sorry, I have my heavy underwear on
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Oh, just to once around, to the adrenalin, huh?
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Well, OK, if I lead
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My colleague, my crony, my cohort, my friend
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Companions, confederates, chums to the end
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Like meat and potatoes, or salt and tomatoes
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Boy, what a blend
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Don't put it in the paper (don't worry about me)
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Don't put it on the air (I'll finish it)
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Don't put it in your pipe
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Put it there
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Confidentially, do you like this as well as singing?
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Leave your name with the girl when you go out
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We may get to you for some crowd noises
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Be sure and call me
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All right
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Put It There, Pal
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| Bing Crosby |
