alright kids, welcome to your first sunday school class
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let's get right into it
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did you know that jesus died on the cross
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just to keep you from masturbating
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and did you know that prior to 1960
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he frowned on interracial dating
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well my name is bobby johnson
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and i teach about god's loving wrath
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and though i try to live by the bible and what it says
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i think i might have stumbled from the path
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because i'm gay for jesus
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creator of all good
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a charitable carpenter
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that's why hes givin me wood
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i'm gay for jesus
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let the people rejoice
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but it's not about lust, i don't wanna nail him
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that was a poor word choice
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did you know satan wears a cape
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made out of a rainbow flag
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and did you know that jesus hates abortions
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unless the kid was a f... jew
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well i try to live by the bible
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but it tells me that my thoughts aren't right
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but those particular pages might be stuck together
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from the little bit of sinning i did last night
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because they told me to love jesus
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i chose an alternative route
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well i was so sad when he was in that cave
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but i was thrilled when he came out
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well i'm gay for jesus
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fill me with your grace
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i said pour your love all over me
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but please aim away from my face
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Sunday School
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| Bo Burnham |
