Men are like vows
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Because they're easily broken
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Women are like cows
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Because they both have vaginas
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I said, men are like muzzles
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Because they'll try to shut you up
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No, no, no don't listen, hey
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Women are like puzzles
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Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote
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Puzzles still don't
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A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove
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Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love
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Women are like fingers and toes
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Because they're easy to count on
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Men are like ravens and crows
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Cause they hate using condoms
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Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah
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Cause I rarely get them
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Yeah, men are like Nazis
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Because they both caused the Holocaust
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Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents
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That doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30
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Men and women
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Oh, men and women
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Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite
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Oh, big finish yeah
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Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
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Female strippers when they're dancing on the pole
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Just look like....confused firemen
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Men & Women
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| Bo Burnham |
