Grab a seat
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Have something to eat
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Help yourself, it's all right
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If you want a beer, they're over here
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But we only got Coors light
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Try a chip with my homemade dip
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The stuff is outa sight
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Right before bed, we'll shave your head
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It's a good thing you're dressed in white
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Cos it's a Klan Kookout
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Cos it's a Klan Kookout
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Here's my wife, slash sister
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She brightens up my day
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She went away and I missed her,
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Cos my Mum's a lousy lay
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Don't hang with foreign fellows,
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It'll only be your loss
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Stay here and roast marshmallows
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Beside the burning cross
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At the Klan Kookout
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Just the black people
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Klan Kookout
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Dad's on lookout
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At the Klan Kookout
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And if you're black
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Don't want to see your face
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They're like a high school track
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Just a stupid race
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We got a plan
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Kill all the Jews
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Are you a Mexi-can
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Because you seem confused
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(SeA±or, KKK?)
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It's a Klan Kookout
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It's a Klan Kookout
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Mein Kampf?
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Check that book out
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At the Klan Kookout
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All men are created equal,
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Man that shit gets me pissed
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Here's an idea for a sequel
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Someone loses Schindler's List
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I cook, I clean
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Cos I'm the hooded host
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And on Halloween,
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I dress as a ... slave owner
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We hate Hispanics
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Hence the 20-foot walls
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And all you God-damn dirty Catholics
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Can Catho-lick my balls
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Ethnics give off weird aromas,
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And I can't understand
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Why we need High School Diplomas
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With a Bible in hand
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At the Klan Kookout.
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I have black friends.
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I was just kidding. I don't have black friends.
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Klan Kookout
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| Bo Burnham |
