[Verse 1]
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Woke up in the morning
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With a headache in the heat
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Stinking of tequila
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And the flavor of defeat
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Watching Dr. Phil dismantle
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Someone's fear and doubt
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That obnoxious fatso
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Thinks he's got me figured out
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But hey, what do you care?
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I never was what you want
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[Verse 2]
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I get the sense you think
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I'm something of a slob
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Think it's time that maybe
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I should go and get a job
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Tell you all about
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The admiration of command
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But I'm gonna make
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A million dollars with the band
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But hey, what do you care?
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I never was what you want me to be
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I'm going back to sleep
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[Chorus]
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Sure, I drag you down
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But I'm not sorry
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I soiled your crown
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But I'm not sorry
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You mover, you shaker
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While I just sit here
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A loser, a failure
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And I'm not sorry
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[Verse 3]
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Tough to take a shower
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When there's no one to impress
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Well, I'll just have another beer
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To calm the nagging and the mess
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And though I'll chop myself inside
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I'll later dodge the sunny weather
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For a fraction of a second
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All the fragments come together
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But hey, what do you care?
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I never was what you want me to be
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I'm going back to sleep
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[Repeat Chorus]
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[Bridge]
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I'm mired, I'm tired
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I'm fueling your amusement
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With excuses, it's useless
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[Verse 4]
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Seems that this is just how
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Every awkward evening ends
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Dinner out at Susie's
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Conversations with your friends
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Asking them the questions
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I know everybody does
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Like "If I was retarded
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Would I even know I was?"
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But hey, what do you care?
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I never was what you want me to be
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[Repeat Chorus]
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I'm Not Sorry
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Flashlight Brown |