Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
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ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
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Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
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Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
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Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
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And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest
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Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed
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I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
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Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
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He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
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We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
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The man robot myth starts to escalate
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He tries to sell himself standing in curries
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But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
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He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
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And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
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Half man, half machine
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What does it mean?
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What does it mean?
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Half man, half machine
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What does it mean?
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What does it mean?
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Being a robot in my digital domain
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Enter my world, feel my pain
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I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
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I made love to a BBC micro
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Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
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I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
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Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
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And fucking Lara Croft
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I built a lab, secret in my loft
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And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
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I sat there in front of the screen
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For many years, this had been my wet dream
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Now I've reched it, I'm finally there
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Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
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So alone, when people stop and stare
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Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
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Robot Love
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Robot
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Robotic Breakdancing
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Robot
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The doctors found a nut
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They said he was an headcase
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'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
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Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge
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And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
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I am a robot
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My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
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And buy's ten fags
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Do's you's compute?
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He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops
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A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
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If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
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Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
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Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock
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Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
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The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
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Watching Terminator over again and again
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Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
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get him fucking, fucking get him down man
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inject him man, get him down
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He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it
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Help me man, just get him fucking....
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Half man, half machine
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What does it mean?
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What does it mean?
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Half man, half machine
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What does it mean?
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What does it mean?
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Half man, half machine
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What does it mean?
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What does it mean?
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Half Man, Half Machine
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