Telling me how to live my life
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Where's your bible? Where's your money?
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You can't sell religion through the tube
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Send you money, we'd all get screwed
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Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam
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Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham
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Upside-down cross is what you should wear
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Religious Ripoff everywhere
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T.V. evangelists put on a show
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Trying to tell me what they know
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Just send us money and you'll be saved
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Pretty soon you'll be our slave
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You say this program may change my life
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When all you give me is song and dance
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I can get that slime if I watch prime-time
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What you do is gospel crime
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Religious Ripoff
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