(In complete contrast, a pop song, and a pop singer. In a different way, this has its own magic. The magic of an accompaniment, tailor-made in the fashion of today. For this occasion, this singer, and this song)
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You have been placed in a queue
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But your call is valuable
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It’s very valuable
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We hope this doesn’t inconvenience you
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Because you’re valuable
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You’re so very valuable!
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If you wish to make a complaint
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We can handle it, we’re well prepared to handle it
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Of course you may have to wait
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But that’s understandable
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Isn’t that understandable?
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Don’t ask me, I just work here man
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Don’t ask me, I just work here man
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(It sounds to me like you need help!)
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We’re very good to you
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I hope you know we’re good to you
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(Let me put you through to someone else)
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They’ll know just what to do!
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I’m sorry, I can’t help you
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Don’t ask me, I just work here man (x4)
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(Work here man)
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Don’t ask me, I just work here man
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Don’t ask me, I just work here man
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Oh don’t ask me, I just work here man
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(I just work here man)
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Person dials 1223
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Computer: Directory assistance
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Person: Hi, could I please speak to Miss...
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Computer: What name please?
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Person: Oh, s***
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Computer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that
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Person: Just put me through
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Computer: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
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Person: No, you b****
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Computer: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request
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(Music)
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Person: Oh, f*** it
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(Hangs Up)
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Why don’t you fill out a form?
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We can’t get back to you
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Of course we can’t get back to you
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But rest assured, we’ll take your comments on board
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Your thoughts make change!
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Thanks for your time (x4)
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Thanks for your time
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(Don’t ask me, I just work here man)
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Thanks for your time
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(Don’t ask me, I just work here man)
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Thanks for your time
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(Don’t ask me, I just work here man)
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...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...
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(Record scratch)
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Thanks For Your Time
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| Gotye |
