If you want to make some pickles
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Take your time make some brine
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Put all those little things you love
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In vinegar and wine
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It ain't Chinese algebra
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It's easily done
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Why you can pickle anything
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Pickling is fun
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A lot of people I know use dill weed
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But, why don't you be more adventurous
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I'll give you exactly what you need
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Gonna fix your ass up real nice
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Give you pickling advice
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Let your intuition be your guide
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Results are all that matter
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Are you happy with your yeild?
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Oh, come on you can tell me
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I'm an expert in the field
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Please don't be discouraged if your first batch is a bus
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Give your ego time to heal
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Persevering is a must
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Pickles
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Gourds |