Shoot the messenger, measure his wingspan.
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The organ grinders had the whole thing planned.
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Take his tongue and remove his two eyeballs.
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Savin' em up for the day if that guy calls.
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I'm almost certain, but this is speculation,
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The notes are in a box marked "Christmas Decorations".
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Remember what I told ya to do with the hair gel,
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And don't let anyone see you in the stairwell.
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Tell the key cutter I said to stay home.
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I'll call him at quarter after twelve from a pay phone.
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Make sure whoever stays the night has a dental plan.
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The girls already came through with the rental van.
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Shave all the hair on your body and bathe.
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The convoy will be at the border by morning.
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Take the appetite suppressants at sunrise.
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Over-exerting tonight would be unwise.
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We'll all be wearing the matching necklaces.
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Double check everything; There's no room for recklessness.
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Burn the clothes I was wearing on Wednesday.
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Pay no attention to what your so-called friends say.
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Bury the screwdriver set in the playground.
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The blood donor said he needs a half-hour to lay down.
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Only ever sign for parcels if you know the guys.
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9:30 a.m. sharp - we mobilize.
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Butane?
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Check.
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Electrical tape?
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Check.
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Five iron?
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Check.
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Insect repellent?
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Check.
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Snorkel?
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Check.
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Staple gun?
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Check.
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Blank tapes?
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Check.
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Kill the lights 'n wait for the snowplow.
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You got the muscle, and I got the know-how.
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Grievances aside, I think that if we act together,
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And give the snake-charmer an extra day to track the weather,
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We should have no problem seein' this through,
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Even with the machine bein' this new.
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Find out from the invoice what kind of supplies is it,
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Then I think we should pay him a surprise visit.
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Draw the map on the back of the placemat,
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And mark with an 'X' where the testing was based at.
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Roll all the coins in the jar by the radiator,
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Then we can drop off the negatives (maybe later).
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I still can't believe the pillowcases went missin'
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Ask Jason if he knows how to get to the gas station.
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Check the levels when the work enhances,
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But don't take your wig off under any circumstances.
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It's gonna get hot when the plugs are pulled.
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Let go of the rope when the jugs are full.
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Set the pager I gave you to vibrate,
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And then glue a magnet to the bottom of the pie plate.
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Give the kid ten bucks and show him how to light the torch.
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There is no shame in this.
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Cue up - Quick. The babysitter threw up.
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The original cannisters are hidden in the bannisters.
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Gold Bond?
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Check.
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Sleepy seeds?
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Check.
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Dog whistle?
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Check.
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Clean towels?
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Check.
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Rosin bag?
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Check.
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Compass juice?
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Check.
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Divining rod?
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Check.
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(please extinguish all cigarettes)
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Hats On Beds
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Buck 65 |