[Bell rings, door opens]...
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[Arab man singing ???]
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[Cassidy]
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Aye yo my man,
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my man
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[Arab man]
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1 second, 1 second,
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dis is my part, my part it is
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1 sec ( continues to sing)
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[Cassidy]
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yo come on man,
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im runnin'late man,
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[Arab man]
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why you bein' disrespectful,
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you come in my store,
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you don't ring my bell,
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([cassidy :] dog,dog,dog)
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you don't wipe your feet on they carpet,
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what the fuck,
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mine,see my rug, rub
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[Cassidy]
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fall back, fall back
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i need a chicken cheesesteak
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[Arab man]
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i don't have a chicken n' cheese ([Cassidy :] dog)
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number 1 through 5,
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want the combo,
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what do you want,
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da special or combo?
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[ Cassidy]
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i don't know what number it is man,
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chicken cheesesteak.([ Arab man :] i have 1,2,3)
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chicken cheesesteak man !,
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salt,pepper,ketchup,mayonaise
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n' fried onions.
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([Arab man :] i don't have mm-eggs and da)
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throw some cheesefries in there too man
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[ Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish]
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1 second. (continues singing)
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[Cassidy]
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HURRY UP !!
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[ Arab:] i'm done as quick as this.
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[Cassidy :] Tha fuck i this ?!?
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[ Arab :] that's my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man
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[ Cassidy :] dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,
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you aint even from philly man.
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[Arab :] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM , im from here!!
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[ Cassidy :] nigga im from philly nigga, where the fuck are you from?!?
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[Arab :] AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE
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[ Cassidy:] LimeKill pike nigga
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[Arab :] nigga i got pipes too , da fuck
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[Cassidy :] fuck is this shit ?!?
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[Arab :] i'm from philly, so if you don't like it then go home ,
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thats where my steaks is from .
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[ Cassidy :] what the fuck is wrong with you man ?!
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[ Arab :] next time jus take it easy,
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n' order da combo.
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[ Cassidy :] nigga fuck you and ya combo !!
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[ Door slams]
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Problem (skit)
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