[Chamillionaire - playing as an internet blogger nerd]
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[typing keyboard]
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Logging on to AllHipHop right now and uh..
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What is this? Chamillionaire?
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Not him again..
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[Loud sigh] I can't stand him!
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He's probably name-droppin artists 'cause he knows his album bout to drop
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You know he's gonna start tryin to diss because he knows he's gonna flop
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Eff Chamillionaire! That Carter album is what I'm tryna cop
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Chamillionaire thinks he's too smart, and plus I think he sings a lot
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See, he is not, nowhere as good as they say he is, I hate that kid!
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And if he is, how come his last one didn't do as much as this?
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anyways, you gotta act hard to make it in this music biz
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And only people who like him is just little white suburban kids
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Cause he ain't in the streets, he ain't cookin soft, or sellin bricks
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He can't handle beef, he don't know what a two-time felon is
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All he talk about is chips, he gotta make a song that's for the chicks
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That track with Slick - does he think that I could bust a move to this?!
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H-A-H-A LOL, I SWEAR that boy'll never sell
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And I just hope he goes to jail, get beat up, stabbed and goes to hell
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I KNOW he will! I KNOW he will! 'Cause he don't ever show me skill
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I hope they drop him from his deal, that balla rap is overkill
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He don't rap the way he used to rap, he rappin 'bout some stupid crap
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He be rappin without saying *ISH* and I'm not really used to that
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He don't rap 'bout sippin syrup, he don't rep that Houston rap
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If I EVER saw him in person, he'd be the rapper that I re-FUSE to dap
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Anyway, I heard a rumor; he ain't beefin, what a lame!
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He didn't even diss 50 back when 50 Cent called out his name
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I asked some girls about him and they told me that they felt the same
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So many stans on the internet on his dick and it's an eff'in shame
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I'm loggin on to HipHopDX, like, "Who the heck created this?!"
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Chamillionaire?! NEGATIVE ONE is what I'm gon' be ratin this
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He's not the best, I hate this kid, he couldn't even make my list
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If ANYONE says that this is dope, I SWEAR I'll probably take my fist
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and punch a hole in this computer, tell the fans to get it straight
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Cause last time he dropped a hit was nineteen-ninety-NEVER-eight
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That's the reason why I hate on EVERYONE that says he's great
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And PLUS he sounds so monotone, his style doesn't ever ELEVATE
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I logged on SOH-H just to investigate
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I see he tryna drop a mixtape August 27th, WAIT!
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Does he think I'ma purchase this? I'd NEVER ever get his tape
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Anyways, everytime he does, the CD comes out HELLA late
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And plus The Game is droppin then, he shoulda picked a better date
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and Texas, they fell off the map, he should be reppin a better state
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RZA, GZA, Little Brother, and The Cool Kids way better than him
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and he's not even the best from Texas, he's not even better than Slim
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I logged on his MySpace page, his song didn't have that many plays
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[in whiny voice] 'cause I know that NO ONE cares 'bout ANYTHING he has to say
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(Time for supper! [knocks on door])
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Huh, what? (What are you doing in there?)
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'ey, come on, mom! (Are you jacking off again?)
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Close the door! Get out the way!
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(Stop it, come eat your broccoli!) NO! NO!
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Get out my face please, can't you see I'm on the net?!
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(I told you, stay off of those porno sites)
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Geez, I'll be out there in a minute, you just need to let me breathe!
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(And it's time to take your medication)
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STOP IT, MOM! LEAVE! (Come on!)
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LEAAAVE, MOM! LEAAAAVE!!
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(Stop it boy, I pay the bills in this house!)
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[in a pitiful and sobbing tone]
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AHHHHH!! I hate my life! I hate my life! I hate that his life ain't my life!
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I'm only seventeen, and all I do is sit all day and type!
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I cain't believe that Jennifer had the nerve to say I ain't her type!
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I hate the smell of broccoli, my mom cain't even make it right!
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I give my opinion on blog sites, opinion hate, and say who's nice
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'cause I'm too broke to buy CDs, I download 'em and play 'em twice!
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I HATE my dad! He disappeared and didn't ever say good night!
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I HATE my parents! Hate the world! I'll make sure they all pay the price!!
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I WONDER WHAT THE WORLD WILL SAY |