[Hook:] These stupid producers [x8]
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Yo, wassup my main man?
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(Yo wassup Canibus?)
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What's your name? (DJ R2-D2)
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I heard you got beats
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(C'mon nigga, I got beats of pain)
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Yeah I hear what you sayin, but are they flames?
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(My shit is John Blaze)
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You got a card or somethin? (Nah)
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Put your number on the CD, I'll give you a call or somethin
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(It's just, I'm not gon' be here for long)
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How long you in town?
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(About a week or so)
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Where you stayin at man?
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(I'm stayin with my manager)
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Who's your manager, him over there? (Yeah)
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The nigga with the Southpole sweatsuit and permed hair?
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(Yeah! I been with him for 12 years!)
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Listen don't even trip, I just want some beats to finish my shit
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(How you tryin to come this time?)
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I'm lookin for some hard shit (some hard shit?)
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Yeah, like some Beat Brokers or Mark Sparx shit
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(Whatever you want, I can play it Canibus)
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Huh, play what?
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(The track, when do you want me to lay it?)
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Lay what? (See, aiight nigga, keep sleepin. I got heat!)
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Yo relax my main man I'ma call you, peace
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I got back to the crib, popped in the CD
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And turned it up loud to see if had some real beats
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...I heard somethin I felt
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I hit the nigga on the cell to see if it was for sale
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Yo can I speak to DJ..(who dis? Canibus?)
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Yo I'm feelin tracks 2 and 6
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(Those tracks are reserved!)..Whatever
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Bottom line: you give me the tracks, I give you the cheddar
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(Cheddar? Yeeah!)
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We can do it around 10pm (That's too late man)
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In the studio off of [?]
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(Can you come pick me up, nigga?)
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At that point, I didn't even feel like answerin him
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Stupid-ass motherfuckin producer got me real upset
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And I ain't even got to work with him yet
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I showed up at 10:30, so I was already late
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He showed up after me and forgot to bring his own DAT tapes
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He shook my hand with both of his hands
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And told me he could play it over again with both of his friends
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Yo, as long as I get tracks 2 and 6
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I don't give a fuck who really produced the shit
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Just DO the shit (Okay, calm down..
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You better watch who you beef with nigga, for real!)
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When I get back, I want it laid
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(You gonna pay me tonight?)
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Yeah you gonna get paid!
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I'ma leave, jump in the car, speed
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Go to my man, get some trees
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Get somethin to eat and I'll be back by 3 (Aiight)
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[Hook x4]
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[over hook] Will you be done by then?
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(It's gonna be fire nigga, trust me!)
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Hold up
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Five hours later you ain't laid nothin?
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Not one piece of percussion?
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You mean to tell me you ain't pressed one button?
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You think this is motherfuckin pre-production or somethin?
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You know we ain't got a budget
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Who told you to order lunch, bitch?
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(Hold up Bis, you ain't got no love for me?
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Your name's Canibus and you ain't got no bud for me?)
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You know what? Fuck it, I don't even want it no more
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Cause the track you sellin me probably ain't even yours (WHAT?!)
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[Hook x12]
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"I can't stop these teardrops of mine..." [repeat till fade]
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Stupid Producers
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Canibus |