Ladies and gentlemen,
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Boys and girls,
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Get your boarding passes ready.
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I'm about to take you to a place
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You ain't ever been before.
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Where insanity is the norm
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And you can party all damn day.
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Follow me!
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(Ha ha...)
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Step into my world.
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[Chorus:]
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Come, come with me.
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I got anything you need.
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Just follow my lead,
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You'll leave early
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But you see...
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It's insanity.
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So just step into my world.
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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Come, follow my steps.
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No, you won't be ready
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For whatever's coming up next.
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We got music, drugs, and sex.
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Come join on my quest,
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So just step in on my world,
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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Come and drift in space
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Bring you to a different place,
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Where it is crazy,
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Everybody here got explicit taste.
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Every girl is beautiful,
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And I could fuck all of them.
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'Cause it's Webby's World,
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What else are they gonna call it son?
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No one's locked up
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'Cause everybody's good people.
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No one stops the partying
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'Cause every drug is legal.
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Ha! We puff blunts
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Fatter than a sumo.
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Till we gettin' lifted
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Like the roof
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Higher than Pluto.
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'Cause Webby's World is deep within
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The parallel dimensions.
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So follow me
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If you begin to lose your sense of direction.
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Webby's World is hard to find
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Unless you know the address
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And only I know it
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So forget searching on MapQuest.
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This is madness,
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I need my perscriptions
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Before I start flippin',
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A Vicodin should fix him.
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You could try to understand what I envision,
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But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian.
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[Chorus:]
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Come, come with me.
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I got anything you need.
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Just follow my lead,
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You'll leave early
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But you see...
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It's insanity.
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So just step into my world.
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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Come, follow my steps.
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No, you won't be ready
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For whatever's coming up next.
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We got music, drugs, and sex.
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Come join on my quest,
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So just step in on my world,
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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I live in the future,
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So you are history.
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I'm so original
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That nobody could mimic me.
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Don't front to back
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Kill it with my symmetry.
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Like a drunk driver,
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I stay hittin' trees.
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Touch down
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On the surface of my planet,
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Disabled tractor beams
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Cruisin' steady as I land it.
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A martian like Weezy,
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Homie I'm just tellin' facts.
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We're both hunted by
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The mother fuckin' Men in Black.
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So come adventure
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With the Mutant Ninja Rapper.
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Outdo Shredder,
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'Cause I learned it from my master.
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Splinter taught me how to kill it
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With all of my adverbs.
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Now my word play
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Is enough to knock you backwards.
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Pop a pill
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And step into reality,
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Start seein' like me,
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Fuck gravity.
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Follow me,
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I hope you're ready girl.
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I'm a bring you up to Webby's World.
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[Chorus]
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Come, come with me.
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I got anything you need.
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Just follow my lead,
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You'll leave early
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But you see...
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It's insanity.
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So just step into my world.
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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Come, follow my steps.
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No, you won't be ready
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For whatever's coming up next.
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We got music, drugs, and sex.
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Come join on my quest,
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So just step in on my world,
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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Once you step into my world
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You never leave.
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Now jump into the world of make believe.
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Tricks up my sleeve,
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Now get lifted,
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To a place where reality is twisted.
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Nothing's what it seems,
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And everything is opposite.
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I will take the lead,
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And baby you should follow it.
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'Cause where I'm going,
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You need to come.
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Time to blast off now,
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3, 2, 1.
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Like...
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[Chorus:]
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Come, come with me.
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I got anything you need.
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Just follow my lead,
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You'll leave early
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But you see...
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It's insanity.
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So just step into my world.
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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Come, follow my steps.
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No, you won't be ready
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For whatever's coming up next.
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We got music, drugs, and sex.
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Come join on my quest,
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So just step in on my world,
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I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
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(Yep... yep...)
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Webby's World
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Chris Webby |