I love women, from brittany spears to marge simpson
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Just give me a rubber and you know that I'm goin in son
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Ain't no tee ball but its still easy to hit them
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Cuz I know what women want, call me mel gibson
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Yes, cuz they know we on next
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They can throw me on set, watch me go beyond sex
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I ball hard but not in the kobe context
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I'm collecting v-cards like a pokemon deck muthafucker
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Cuz I'm on speed to the top
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Downin a leader of scotch, cuz like a demon I'm hot
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Look there's a laundry load full of wife beaters and socks
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Not even ripley's is sure if they can believe it or not
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Watch, ill make 'em come to a dead stop
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Cuz on a beat, I'mma spit it hard as a pet rock
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Baby girl, you know I make that bed hot
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I'm no angel, my only halo came with an x-box
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Drink til I'm walkin like a waddlin duck
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But I can step a straight line just to follow a buck
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I'm just lookin for a chicken who can swallow a nut
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Like a peacan pie in front of joba the hut
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Wait what? there is no way she could ignore me
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Grabbin on my woody like andy from toy story
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With them lips like topanga, ill play the role of corey
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And sit back and watch you do your thing there shawty
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Cuz you know you cannot start me
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12 beers deep and I'm the life of the party
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Bring a chick back and you know we gettin naughty
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Bite her so hard she be like "ouch charlie!"
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Cuz you know we gets busy
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Head spinnin like taz so you know we get dizzy
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Datpiff top 8 with banks, luda, and drizzy
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Sick as the swine flu, I been fuckin miss piggy
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Really its silly that you know this dude's nice
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Mommy's comin over and she's spendin a few nights
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Lyrics like an emo kid's pants man too tight
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Throwin mad punches just like pudding in a food fight
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Ha, so I'mma hit 'em with low bars
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Cuz I'm always needin me some M to the O-R
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E motha fucker and you know that I go hard
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I'm at the top of my game, ill send you a post card, bitch!
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What Them Girls Like
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Chris Webby |