As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shop
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I take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off
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'Cuz I been suckin' and fuckin' so long
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That even my momma thinks my dick ain't that long
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But I ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve it
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He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of
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Ya betta watch who you suckin' and who ya fuckin'
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'Cuz you and your homos might be men all along
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I really like the dick and when he shoots his load
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As of now I see myself in the semen moat
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Homo, I'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like
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Suckin' dick on their knees for crack in the street lights
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Repeat Chorus 4x:
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Been spending most my life
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Livin' in a hermaphrodite's paradise
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Oh ah ohhhhhhhh
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They got the phallus which I am now facin'
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I ain't never thought I could deep throat
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But I gotta take it deep for the hermies
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Too much dickie suckin' got me chasin' police
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I'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mind
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Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye
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I'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggot
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And when the hermies go down I don't wanna rouse their anger
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Fool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pussy
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But I live life as a hermie, what can I say
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I've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his ass
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But the way things are goin' I don't know
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Tell me why, are we so gay as me,
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And ass ram the ones likes you and me
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Repeat Chorus (4x)
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Penis, after penis, ass after ass
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Rapin' after rapin', semen after semen
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Everybody's leavin' but I don't think I can take it
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Take it out of my colon
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'Cuz I think I'm bleedin'
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They say I gotta learn how to suck it
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But no gimp's here to teach me
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If they can't understand then how can they rape me
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I guess they will, I guess it's soon
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I guess I'm fucked
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That's why I gotta live life with an ass plug
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Repeat Chorus til end
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Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Parody)
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Coolio |