Y-y-y-you've got ass breath!
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{*scratched: "And now a word from our sponsor"*}
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You've got ass breath! You've got ass breath!
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You've got ass breath! {*"A word from our sponsor"*}
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[Boots]
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Some confuse ass-breath for strong halitosis
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It's been hundreds of years since the first diagnosis
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By the African doctor Mawangi Misoi
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Known in the states as Mr. Thomas' boy
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He found that preventing this affliction was lost
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with the mention of the phrase, "Um yessir boss!"
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When that phrase was uttered many stomachs would wrench
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Some jumped in the Atlantic to escape the stench
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He know that ass-breath came from kissin ass a lot
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To be the boss's knight-in-armor like Lancelot
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Doctor Misoi years later, before he was hanged
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Developed pills with the taste, of lemon merengue
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Made from ground gunpowder, of Haitian slaves
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And swept from Seminoles who just wouldn't behave
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He tested first on young Nat from the Turner plantation
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Then sent a batch off to the French speakin nation
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It should also be noted a bottle of it was found
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in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown
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Everytime it went 'round new people would find it
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They would take their essence, put it in and grind it
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In Russia, Africa, Asia too
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Mao Tse-Tung made the flavors new
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In Cuba, the people make new shipments
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of this pill that is on the FDA shit-list
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That is not recommended, to take befo' dinner
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When supervisin Presidents and such type sinners
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Take this pill and say what you wish you said
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It hardens backbones, they might wish you dead
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And it's not to be confused with courage juice
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Which we drank in chains and we still ain't loose
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These pills really should be taken in groups
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Cause ass-breath motherfuckers move with troops
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MLK took half a pill, procrastinatin
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Once he took a whole pill, they assassinate him
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Take Ass-Breath Killers, to really get down
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Wherever rocks, fire, and struggle are found
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[singers]
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When it's time to speak up and you can't make a sound
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Take the pills that'll make you kick the king in his crown
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Take Ass-Breath Killers, to really get down
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Wherever rocks, fire, and struggle are found
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"Dr. Misoi's Ass-Breath Killers"
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"You've got ass-breath" {*4X*}
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[Disclaimer]
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The makers of Dr. Misoi's Ass-Breath Killers
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are not responsible for corporate losses
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or topplings of local regimes and/or governments
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[Boots]
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So you done took the pill, is it workin yet?
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(Nah; man is yours workin yet?)
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I think mine is about to start workin now
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There it goes
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"Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?"
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Ass-Breath Killers
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The Coup |