Will you accept a collect call
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From Robert Plant?
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We picked him up on Vine
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On a bus bench singing that song he can not stop
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This is not the first time
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He was so cute (yeah yeah)
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Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
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You woulda jumped him too
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But now the song remains
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Why are the burners always toast?
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Why are the stoners always stoned?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get away from the Zepplin song.
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I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
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He drinks my beer and plays guitar
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He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
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Play the same ol' lead again and again and again...
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Sometimes I gotta say shutup
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Sometimes I gotta say so what
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I don't think that it's so punk
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What's with the Zeppelin song
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Sometimes I gotta unwind
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Sometimes I gotta hide
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Sometimes erase and rewind
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I gotta throw the trash out
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He's on the stairway to hell
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Yeah that is him
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Playin' the same old Zeppelin song again & again & again & again & again & again...
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I'm a guitar
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A Les Paul single cutaway
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Please don't play that song on me again
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I'll explode
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I'll break all my strings and start playing shit
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Like the Sex Pistols or anything
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Sun House or the Blues
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Why does he rain on my parade?
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Why does the song remain the same?
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I can't remember my own name
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I work for minimum wage
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Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page
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At the crossroads with the deal he made
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Cuz that song ain't goin' away
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Oh God the Zeppelin song!
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No no the Zeppelin song!
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Here comes the Zeppelin song!
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Oh God the Zeppelin song!
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...SHUT UP!!!
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Zeppelin Song
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Courtney Love |