A new day was dawning
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Yes one more morning
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Just stretching and yawning
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Picked up my belongings
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And call my crew
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See what we all can do
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Lets go to the mall
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The one with the waterfall
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And take your fathers car
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Although it ain't that far
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They got a whole bizarre
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Of fly girls up the par
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Yeah sounds like a plan
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I need a new Walkman
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We pass the popcorn stand
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And see what we can land
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In the land no less
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I spot a cutie with guess
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And I had on sweats
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She looked unimpressed
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I said dam you fine
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But nothing bout her behind
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I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
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She said no
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You look like a hobo
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And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
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I said I'm not that broke
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And I can buy you a coke
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She said this must be a joke
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I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
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Like a moth
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I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?
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[Chorus]
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Why you wanna get funky wit me?
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Slow ya roll a little
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Dam you crazy
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Girl, why you wanna get funky wit me?
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Slow ya roll a little
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Dam you crazy
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Girl, why you wanna get funky wit me?
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Slow ya roll a little
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Dam you crazy
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Ok she too stuck up
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I didn't catch so what?
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My partners busting their gut
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Getting me straight stuck, on anger
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Let her go
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Why sweat her so?
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Oh fuck you guys
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Lets fuck with some fries
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At quick stop
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Where the chicks pop, up
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Lets pop at them
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Nigga like a magnum
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Next destination
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Stop at the gas station
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My heart started racing
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Saw this cutie who way thin
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I stalk like Jason
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With no authorisation
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I looked her in her face and asked how her day went
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And her digits
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She said what is this
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It's none of your business
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I'm shorter than a midget
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I fidget
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Shit, she asked why are you nervous
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I said your curves just, amaze the glaze my eyes ova
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I told ya
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She said are you sober
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Venomous like a cobra
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Don't you know that I'm older, than you
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And your crew
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You do what little boys do
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You couldn't deal with this
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Then she sealed it with a kiss, yeah
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I felt dissed, and my crew is steady laughing
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Wen I turn around they act like nothing had happened
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Ahhhhhhh hahahahaha
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Burn Del, Burn Del
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That fool got clowned again man
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Shot shot down
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Oh here he come, Ok we out Del.
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Why you wanna get funky wit me?
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Slow ya roll a little
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Dam you crazy
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Girl, Why you wanna get funky wit me?
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Slow ya roll a little
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Dam you crazy
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Girl
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Why you wanna get funky wit me?
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Hieroglyphics y'all ya don't stop
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We got ghost, go fries got us some girls too
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The ones with the curl doo
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That smell like shampoo
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What's up precious?
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I likes ya necklace
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We doing a show tonight ya might wanna check us
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She said your Del I said I know
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The one on vinyl
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And then she hit a high note
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Y'all is Hiero
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And where's Pep Lover
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I said he on the other, side of town
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But her partner had a frown
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2 out a 3's cool, it ain't bad
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She must not know how to add
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She tripping and things
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Each finger got rings
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We bout to bounce like springs
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But she like where my chicken wings?
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Cutie like can you sign?
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This one time
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So you can be on my mind
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To remind
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I said fine
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Tripping partner like who he?
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He ain't no one
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I know him from Logan
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Was now her slogan
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They was jocking
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She was cock blocking
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They said they gotto take the keeper home block rocking
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She said so
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Niggas with egos
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What you coming out ya face for
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I'm a let you know
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Hoe!
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Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?
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Del The Funky Homosapien |