by Dean Friedman
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Pick up the Sunday News I need my funny papers
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Little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at 3:00
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With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy.
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And my idea of time well spent is to stay in bed with you 'til the rent is due.
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Get out a checkered cloth I'll pack a picnic basket.
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We'll find a clearing in the wood and you can be Red Riding Hood
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You may be bad but you're so good.
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And my idea of having fun is laying naked in the sun with you.
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Put on your Sunday clothes I've had an inspiration.
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We'll ride downtown on the "D" and have a window shopping spree
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It may be crass but it's free.
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And my idea of what to do is making love with you on the avenue.
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Funny Papers
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Dean Friedman |