by Dean Friedman
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Four in the morning. (What'll you have?) Well, I'm in the mood for a corned beef on rye.
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With a tomato and some coleslaw on the side.
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I'm really glad that you tripped on the curb or we might've never met.
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It was a sight, you look all perturbed, helpless and sopping wet.
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How do you feel?
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I'm fine.
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I'm not quite sure what you did.
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(Uh, who gets the iced tea?) Over here please. What do you mean?
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It's very strange. Being with you makes me feel like a kid.
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How did you like the movie we saw?
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The plot was kind of thin.
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I'm so confused. There's so much to ask. I don't know where to begin.
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I know we only met today. There's so much I want to¡¦
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Baby, you're wrong.
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What do you mean?
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Baby, it's four o'clock in the morning. We met yesterday.
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Where are you from?
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Madison, Wisconsin.
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How long have you lived here?
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Aww, about two or three months.
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You almost done?
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Just one more bite.
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Let's hear some more about your career. Where'd that waitress disappear?
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Are you prepared for cheesecake or not?
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I'm feeling kind of full.
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I know you probably hear it a lot, but you're very beautiful.
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Baby, what's wrong? What's that look in your eyes?
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Nothing. I'm just real happy.
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Aw, c'mon. That's no reason to cry.
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(Hey, Honey, if you don't like cheesecake, how's about some pie?)
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I don't know how you'll feel about this. Maybe it's premature.
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I got this peculiar feeling inside and right now I'm not really sure,
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I'm either in love or it's something I ate, 'cause I never felt this way before.
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(Hey, Louis, there's a weirdo at table four in the back. He's singing.)
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The Deli Song (Corned Beef On Rye)
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Dean Friedman |