When I was a little kiddy
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My mommy she would tell me
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Even the world¡¯s best laid plans
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End up in the garbage can
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We got a saying around our house
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Your shit¡¯s in a knot, your head should me in a noose
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High blood pressure and an early death
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Is all it¡¯ll get you so you might as well accept that
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CHORUS:
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SHIT!
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Happens
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SHIT!
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Happens
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It happens, it happens
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SHIT!
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Happens
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SHIT!
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Happens
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DON¡¯T WORRY!
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Cuz shit will always happen
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She had a little party while her parents were away
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Guess she figured everything would be okay
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35 skinheads and a rugby team
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Drinking that liquor cabinet clean
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Best friend¡¯s brother was a biker
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So you hired his gang for the bouncers
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Started wrecking your place so you called the cops
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The cops get in your face and destroy your house you see
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Chorus
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I¡¯m not sick and I¡¯ll always be like this
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There¡¯s something to think about while I take a piss
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I whip out my dick and I point it at the hole
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I then relax and let the pressure flow
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An extra stream will start to squirt
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Right up in the air, and on my shirt
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But I won¡¯t be mad, nor get uptight
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Cuz it happens like this every fuckin night
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Chorus
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Shit Happens
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