[Posdnuos:]
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Aiyyo this is the "What the [BLEEP]" portion of the tape
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Where we play you, exclusive songs you never ever heard before
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That didn't make the album, that's why y'knahmsayin so
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This one is called "De La Soul's Poster"
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It was recorded during the "De La Soul is Dead" album
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So you ain't gonna hear it nowhere else
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Check it out yo here it go
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["De La Soul's Poster":]
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I was walkin down the street to meet with my sweet
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I'm not a wimp, but a shrimp, by the gangsta pimp
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Actually I'm a kid with a limp, for my left leg was damaged
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by some girls who managed to run me over
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Over the fact De La Soul was in a shopping mall
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The gall of the floozies
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Though kids pose with no chains or uzis
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Yo they're straight up weak
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Now I made it to the end of the street, what do I spot
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... it made me drop my soda bop
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to the beat y'all it seems my nightmare won't stop
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I spot myyyyyyyyy girl and this cop
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Gazin at a De La Soul poster on the side of a building
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Was willing to forget it but my girl was singin
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like a beaut' how cute Trugoy was
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And if she was older how she'd be his boy
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Was this somethin I deserved
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I'm a dedicated proom, only cheated once in a blue moon
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And she's ready to quit me for some face on a wall
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The cop gets a call and
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he had to jet, bet the more man with a holster
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Now I'm quick to face the troublesome poster
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Pulled out a marker that I had stashed
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Figured I'd give him a blue mustache
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But with a dash I received a slash
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from a fist, it was my girl fist at that
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I knew what I was doin would truly toast her
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But didn't think she'd plug me for the De La Soul [needle drags]
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[inserted track ends]
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"What the, what the [BLEEP] was THAT!"
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Yeah exactly y'all
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Yeah that was a little out whi-whi-whiggedy-WHOA!
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But ummmmm, yeah y'know that was that early 90's flow of mine
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If you want to consider it a flow
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I mean I think my flow was still baking in the oven
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I don't even think the oven was on
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Actually I don't think it was plugged up yet but
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Ummmm, let's get into something where umm
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the flow's a LITTLE bit better
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Some current stuff right here for ya
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Aight let's do it
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What The Fuck #1
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De La Soul |