I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
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I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.
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I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.
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If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.
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My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.
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He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.
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But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
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So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.
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If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.
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But then again who can resist this.
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All he really does is just sit in his chair
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24/7 like he just don't care.
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His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
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He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.
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With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.
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He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia!
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My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.
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In the end Sparta didn't stand a chance, no!
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Persia had won that night.
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Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.
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Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
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Oh wait, I think I know...
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Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
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The chair but no,
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It must be time for meow mix.
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He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.
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People food equals a tummy ache.
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And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
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Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
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And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do,
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"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few" (ok)
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Life's so great so much time to relax.
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Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat.
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The Nice Kitty Song
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Dave Days |