You tried out for the high school team
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So you would have some childhood dreams
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That you and your father could share
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Football coach said you're too small
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Don't even think of basketball
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You knew you were destined to fail
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Went to the track meet
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You wanna be an athlete (sore loser)
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Get back in your seat they said
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Go to the dugout
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Three strikes you stuck out (sore loser)
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And home runs flew over your head
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Looking down on rock n' roll
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And you dreamed of scoring goals
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You're saving those dreams for your bed
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Thought it was cool to be a jock
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You ended up a rent-a-cop
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A dozen donuts in your hand
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You're a loser
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A sore loser
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Now it seems the tables turned
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The game of life you should have learned
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So try using some of your brains
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All your high school friends are stars
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Driving really fancy cars
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The irony drives you insane
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Sore Loser
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Dog Eat Dog |