[ The Fresh Prince on the phone ]
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is Prince, who's this?
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Yo, what's up baby, how you doin?
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Oh, I'm tryin to see you on a personal tip
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You know that, right?
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Heh
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Ah come on
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You been tellin me that for years
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You're a little bit older than me, you know?
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You're 30 years old and I'm 20
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Age ain't nothin but a number, baby
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Hey look, I'm young but I'm real strong
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Heh
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Hey look, I know that, I know, I know
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I can't sport you around in my Benzito
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And take you out to dinner and be seen
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You know
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That's cool, though
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I tell you what
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I tell you what
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Got a remedy for this problem
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This is what I want you to do
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I want you to get a globe, right?
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I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby
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Pick anywhere in the world
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And I'll take you there
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We'll be together, alright?
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You with that?
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Greek mythological gods are inferior
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Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior
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Any man can look and see where the curves are
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It takes a real man to find where the nerves are
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Women like huggin, kissin and carressin
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And eh - ssssslooowww undressin
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Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude
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Don't be all rough and fast like a monsoon
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Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate
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It's really not appealin to then when the fella gets
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All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle
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You might think so, but yo, they ain't with it though
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Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a
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Nice restaurant is always a winner
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Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date
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She says no, be patient, don't push her, just wait
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Because a woman is a gift to a man
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They like you +real+ hard but with a gentle hand
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So get your act together cause if you're trippin up
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If you're slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up
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All of y'all slack men, cause what you're lackin
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I fill up, so ain't no need to come back, man
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Everything ain't always the way that it seems
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I'm the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams
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[ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ]
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Yo, what's up
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Yeah, this Jeff
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Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh?
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Yeah
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Let me guess
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He's 'young but strong'
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Yeah
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I kinda figured that
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Let me ask you a question
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Did he kick the 'globe' line on you?
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Yeah, I thought so
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I heard that before too
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Look, I'm not into geography
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So I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go
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Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room
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Because I'm not into that
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You know, all I'm askin for is 60 minutes of your time
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And I can set the whole record straight
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You know what I'm sayin?
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[ Jazzy Jeff ]
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I'm not tryin to say nothin that's hard or complex
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Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex
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I win your lovin with a paid vacation
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You know, I'm more into a intellectual stimulation
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I make your mind feel good, your body follows it
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I pour lovin in, your mind swallows it
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I'm not dissin Prince, cause he's my friend
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But boys'll be boys and men'll be men
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Ladies, your battery's unstable?
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Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables
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14'000 volts of pure intimacy
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That's enticin to you? Yeah, it was meant to be
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Don't debate the great flow of fate
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Let he who's Jazzy have you concentrate
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Think of me and you makin love as a team
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I'm Jazzy Jeff, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Yo Jeff, what up, hop?
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[ Jazzy Jeff ]
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What's up, man?
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Hey, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl
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Man, what's up with that?
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[ Jazzy Jeff ]
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What, your girl?
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was tryin to talk to my girl
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What's up
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[ Jazzy Jeff ]
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Nah, it ain't even like that, you know
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If you was kickin stronger game
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She wouldn't have to call me
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Stronger game?
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Yo, you was tryin +push up+ on my girl
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I wanna know what's up with that
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[ Jazzy Jeff ]
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Once again - your girl?
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Yeah
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[ Jazzy Jeff ]
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I think you better get the record straight, man
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[ The Fresh Prince ]
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Ah
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You said my girl was pushin up on you
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Ain't too much to be pushin up on!
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[ Jazzy Jeff ] |