(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)
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I'm drivin' my pickup truck
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I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk
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I drive all over town
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Find a little critter and I run it down
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Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze
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Turn a little animal into head-cheese
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Oh, it's roadkill
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Drivin' around in my automobile
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For roadkill
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Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill
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Out there by the side of the road
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Might be a bunny or maybe a toad
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It's guts are hanging out
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Only one eye and part of a snout
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I still don't think it's dead
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Put it in reverse and squish it's head
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Oh, it's roadkill
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Drivin' around in my automobile
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For roadkill
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Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
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Roadkill
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Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
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Roadkill
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Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
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Are you gonna run 'em down right now?
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Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now
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If you drive 405
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You won't find anything left alive
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Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time
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Squashin' little animals flat as a dime
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These critters don't have a prayer
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I just ran over Smokey the Bear
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Now he's roadkill
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Drivin' around in my automobile
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For roadkill
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Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
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Roadkill
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Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
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Roadkill
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Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
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I love roadkill
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Hit the lights
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Squeeze 'em in my sights
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Somebody's pet gonna need a vet
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Ran one over but he ain't dead yet
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I'll drink my whisky, gonna be a man- This truck's a killin' machine
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Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free
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Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy
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I love roadkill
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Roadkill
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Dickies |