let's pack the kids and crank up the car now
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i bet that there's nothing like it in moscow
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it's wild wild ride where i met my bride
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i wanna go on again if we've got enough money
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that's where i'm gonna murder my honey
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godzilla will be there to meet you
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so be friendly 'cause he just might eat you
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murder she wrote on the row row boat
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i'm gonna push her right down keep my head above the water
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she won't come back from monster island
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i see them floating down the hall
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ghosts and goblins nine feet tall
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the trap door opens and she falls
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ooh aah...
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monster island monster island
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for a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife
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and have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy
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a shovel could come in handy
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there's a jungle where the coconut tress grow
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and now the lady's crying "dear, please let me go!"
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i've known her for fifteen years
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but now she's lying in a pool of blood
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monster island's got a new mound of mud
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Monster Island
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