- "Polychronopolous"
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I'm a big fuckin' dick
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I'm a pain in your ass
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I drink all your beer
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I'll eat the last slice
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I'll give you charley horses
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I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
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I always need a ride
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Nobody likes me
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My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
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I spit when I talk
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I swear in front of your mother
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I throw shit at the movies
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I wear tight pants
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I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
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And then I don't show
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I tell you I saw your girlfriend
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Fucking two guys at a party
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'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
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I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
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I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
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Polychronopolous
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Pansy
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Pussy
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Shit for brains
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Douchebag
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I'll leave your gate open
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So your dog runs away
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I'll make fun of your pimple
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Then I'll grab your sister's ass
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'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
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And I don't care
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And I don't give a shit
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I'll break your brother's stereo
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And then tell him it was you
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You think you're better than me
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Well you're fucking wrong
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Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
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Deal with it
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Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler |