I don't drink tea
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Or white chablis
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I sit around and watch tv
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Don't send flowers
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Or take showers
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But I'll be there to pull your weeds
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Oh yeah
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I don't read books
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I don't french cook
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Or stroll around in galleries
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I hate opera
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I hate Oprah
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Don't fill my head with poetry
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You just want to squeeze my masculinity
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Why can't you leave it alone
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Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
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Hey, hey don't you love it this way
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Hey, hey I am what I am
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So please understand
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I'm not you fantasy man
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I don't do dishes
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And I'm suspicious
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Of any grown-up man who does
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I'm homophobic
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Don't do aerobics
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Just lay around and catch a buzz
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You just want to squeeze my masculinity
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Why can't you leave it alone
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Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
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Hey, hey don't you love it this way
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Hey, hey I am what I am
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So please understand
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I'm not you fantasy man
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Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
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Hey, hey don't you love me this way
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Hey, hey I am what I am
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So please understand
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I'm not your fantasy man
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You just want to squeeze my masculinity
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Why can't you leave it alone
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Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
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Hey, hey don't you love it this way
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Hey, hey I am what I am
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So please understand
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I'm not you fantasy man
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Fantasy Man
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Alice Cooper |