She's got the biggest tits. He's got the longest dick.
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And I get to read about it every week.
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You hear that sucking sound? It's culture going down.
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Seaward with the C-words; submerged in shit with dreams to drown.
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Baby, don't you want to throw it up now?
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Just aim for the bowl and I'll hold back your gown.
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This is my favorite ad I got on pay-per-view.
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The vacant bitch in the convertible reminds me of you. Oh baby.
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I'll watch my fuckin' mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson, or stars in ads from TRESemme.
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Is it the taste of vomit or the cocaine?
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All the flashing lights or trashy magazines?
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One thousand sunken eyes? The way she shows her thighs?
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The million fucking dollars, the jet-skis, or the guys?
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How 'bout those fucking aspirations? Aiming for the vacuous end.
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I wanna need that respiration. I wanna get some press for it.0
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Press it on. Press it down. it's already up in my face now. Oh baby.
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I wanna see my name in lights. And throw up in my purse. And die. Hoo!
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The Celebutard Chronicles
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