Across the loch
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On the mountain side
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there lives a lovely lassie I would see tonight
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But I haven't got an automobile...
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And my bicycle has got a broken wheel...
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So... I'll.. be..
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Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
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My monster's always with me
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He's my very special friend
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I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo
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And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too
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When I was wee
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At the age of three
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That's when I noticed that there was a monster
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Very close to me
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Though at that time
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he was only small
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We grew together and now
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He has grown quite tall
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So... I'll.. be..
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Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
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My monster's always with me
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He's my very special friend
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I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo
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And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too
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And now I am
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A big strappin' man
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And Sue Magoo and I go riding every chance we can
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And together we three road the swails
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And one day we had wedding bells
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But ten years later
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Well, things did change
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'Cause Sue got angry and she had my monster rearranged
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And although once we were unseperable
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The damage was irrepreble
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And now he's floating in a mason jar
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And I swear I see him dancing when I'm playing my guitar...
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So... I'll.. be..
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Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
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My monster's always with me
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He's my very special friend
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I'm going to see my lassie ?
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And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too
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Across the loch
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With my monster ?
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Ride My Monster
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Enter The Haggis |