[Verse 1]
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First let me ask for forgiveness since I might go to hell
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But I’m addicted to these girls, the way they fuck, feel, smell
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And I’ve been around the world, in and out of hotels
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Now I’m finally off tour, got some stories to tell
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It all started with Mell, my first time doin it
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Nervous couldn’t speak, I was scared I might ruin it
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Something like a pro, she knew how to take it slow
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Knew one false move and I could fuck around and blow
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So I went with the flow, it went better than I planned
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Finally found something better than cumin in my hand
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They say you come first the first time, now I understand
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I came once inside if her, then I became a man
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The next couple times weren’t quite that memorable
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Tamika, man she must of thought I was pitiful
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Bustin after two minutes, I thought that shit was typical
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That’s probably why they never got back at a nigga so
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[Chorus]
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Once upon a time in a land around the way
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There lived a couple girls that would never give me play
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Used to wear tight shirts and shorts skirts everyday
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Everytime I tried to hit it, they say no way
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Until one fine day, in this land of LA
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One finally slipped up and she let me have my way
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She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say
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Cuz I haven’t stopped chasin these broads to this day
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[Verse 2]
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Now at a city walk I met this itty bitty bitch
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About four seven, hmm, four eleven with a switch
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And lets just say, well I think I got it backwards, but big things do come good in small packages
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As for actresses, In L.A there's so many,
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Let me tell you bout this freak named small town Jenny
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After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me
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To fuck her on her break while she was waitressing at Denny’s
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Now there was Jody, female MC,
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We talked most of the night about the M I C
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When it was time for us to get down to B I Z
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She let me stick it straight in her asshole, lyrically
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I love chicks on E
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That you meet up at these raves, they use it as an excuse for them to misbehave
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I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy
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Put my dick on her tongue, glow stick in her pussy
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And
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[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
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Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chick
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Said she only had to dance to get her family out of fix
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Fine as hell, but the bitch made me sick
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Cuz after datin two months she would still make me tip
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I know a female Mexicana by the name of Illiana
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She like some dickies and wife beater, not pajamas
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Caught her with another dude, poppin up by a casa,
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But I keep on the team just to represent la raza
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Now Lesbian Liz, hasn’t called a lot lately
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She love to lick the Legends but she also love the ladies
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I had to let her go before she led me to crazy,
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She was lousy in the sac, laidback and hella lazy
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A couple weeks back, it was all about Laretta,
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Straight up hood rat, always beggin me for cheddar
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Had to keep her hair did, and her manicure as well
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But im fuckin the Korean broad that used to do her nails
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And
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[Chorus]
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Freak These Tales
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