(spoken)
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The world today is absolutely crackers.
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With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
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There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
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It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
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(singing)
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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They only come up to you knees,
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Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
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You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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They come from a long way overseas,
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But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
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I like chinese food,
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The waiters never are rude,
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Think of the many things they've done to impress,
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There's Maoism, Taoism, yjing and chess.
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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I like their tiny little trees,
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Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-ese.
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I like chinese thought,
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The wisdom that Confucius taught,
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If Darwin is anything to shout about,
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The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
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So, I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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They only come up to you knees,
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Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please. All together!
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Wao, I chumba run,
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Wao, I chumba run,
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Wao, I chumba run,
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Ne haoma, Ne haoma, Ne haoma chi tzsen.
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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They're food is guaranteed to please,
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A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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I like their tiny little trees,
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Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
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I like chinese,
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I like chinese,
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(fade out....)
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I Like Chinese
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Monty Python |