Bravely bold Sir Robin
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Rode forth from Camelot
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He was not afraid to die
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Oh Brave Sir Robin
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He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
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Brave, Brave, Brave Brave Sir Robin.
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He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
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Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
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To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin.
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His head smashed in and his heart cut out
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And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
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And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned up
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And his penis...(made to stop by Robin)
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Brave Sir Robin ran away.
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Bravely ran away, away.
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When danger rears its ugly head
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He bravely turned his tail and fled.
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Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
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He gallantly chickened out.
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Bravely taking to his feet
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He beat a very brave retreat.
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Oh bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
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Brave Sir Robin
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| Monty Python |
