If a girl wont come round
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(She must be a lesbian)
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Or turns me down
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(She must be a lesbian)
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If she don't like me
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(She must be a lesbian)
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I'll let her down lightly
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(You must be a lesbian)
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I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
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I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
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It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen
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And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine
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I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine
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Submarines are fun he he he he heee
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I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
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But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
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It's going (woop woop)
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I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
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From the (woop woop)
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I can't work out why the girls are screaming
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I'm the best looking boy in the world
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Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls
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I still hear the (woop woop)
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Maybe if I let her she would (woop) me with a (woop woop)
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I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
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I'm the best looking boy in sight,
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No, hang on...
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I bet you like boobies right?
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If a girl wont come round
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(She must be a lesbian)
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Or turns me down
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(She must be a lesbian)
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If she don't like me
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(She must be a lesbian)
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I'll let her down lightly
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(Ohh, You must be a lesbian)
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If a girl wont kiss
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(She's taking a piss)
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Or get down with this
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(I can't believe it)
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If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo)
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She must bat for the other team
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She's a lesbian.
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Take two, it's my rapping debut
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I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
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I'm like a fire truck
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What? Full of muscly guys?
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I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size
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Ohh...
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And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
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I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing)
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I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
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She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
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It's going
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I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
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From the
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I can't work out why the girl is screaming
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I'm the best looking boy in the world
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Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls
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I still feel the
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Maybe she could me up my with a
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I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
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I'm the best looking boy in sight,
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Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right?
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If a girl wont come round
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(She must be a lesbian)
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Or turns me down
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(She must be a lesbian)
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If she don't like me
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(She must be a lesbian)
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I'll let her down lightly
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(She must be a lesbian!)
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If a girl wont kiss
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(She's taking a piss)
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Or get down with this
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(I can't believe it)
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If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh)
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She must drive on the other side.
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She's a lesbian.
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That girl must be a lesbian.
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T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
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T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
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T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
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She's a lesbian.
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I-I-It's your birthday!
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You go girl. What's your name!?
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I like your... shoes.
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We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls.
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They are two girls, let's talk to the girls.
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How are you?
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What's your name?
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I tried to talk, but I just came, in my pants.
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I am sad.
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Chatting up to girls is really rad.
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If a girl wont come round...
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(She must be a lesbian)
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Or turns me down...
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(She must be a lesbian)
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If she don't like me...
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(She must be a lesbian)
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I'll let her down lightly
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(Uhh, you're a lesbian.)
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If a girl can act,
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(She must be a thespian.)
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Is that right? Yeah!
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(She must be a thespian.)
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If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo)
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She must bat for the other team.
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She's a lesbian.
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That girl, she must be a lesbian.
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(She's a lesbian.)
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That girl, she must be a lesbian.
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(She's a lesbian!)
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That girl, she must be a lesbian.
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(Lesbiannn.)
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That girl, she must-
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(Yeah!)
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She's a lesbian.
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Les-les-lesbian.
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She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
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She's a lesbian.
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Les-les-lesbian.
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She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
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She's a lesbian.
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Lez Be Friends
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| The Midnight Beast |
