Life has always told me I was weak
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(Not anymore)
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Now I’ve got the wings of a bird and the beak
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(Of an eagle type creature)
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I’m just so manly
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I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
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Look down and cry
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At the size of my…
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Cock so big and manly girls get killed
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(All of the time)
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Now I’ve got the balls of an Ox and the build
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(Of a very big mountain)
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We’re just so manly
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We morph into an enormous manly man
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With giant hands
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I can run a mile with a broken foot
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(It doesn’t hurt)
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I can make a sand storm turn to soot
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(Or any other inanimate objects)
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We’re just so manly
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That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
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When we look at your mum
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I can climb a mountain with my nose
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(It’s like a claw)
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Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
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(To show that I’m still a sensitive manly man)
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We’ve so much feeling
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That the feelings that we’re feeling have feelings too
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But I’m still a man
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Yeah I’m so manly
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I don’t need to sing like bambi
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I chop wood for fun
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I shoot a gun
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I got Numerous charges of hit n run
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I listen to meat loaf
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I cry but I don’t have tears though
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I did battle with a giant snake
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And I did a poo on an earthquake
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Poo on an earthquake
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Poo on an earthquake
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I’m so manly that I
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Piss and I don’t shake
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Poo on an earthquake
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And eat a whole steak
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Then I’d run a marathon
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Without getting a belly ache
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MANLY
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I'm So Manly (I Make Men Cry)
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| The Midnight Beast |
