We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
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We're not unsigned because we're shit, we're unsigned because corporation
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Suck
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And because we're shit
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Shut up Ash
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Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
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Moved in with his best boyfriends
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We're the best
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To a very big mansion of a crib
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No more nappies, no more bibs
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What?
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Nothing
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Errr, We got our own fridge
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The wide worlds very, very mean
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But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
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Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
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There's a shark standing there and he looks much older
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He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
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I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
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He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
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I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'
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Then I kicked the shark in the face
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He kicked the shark in the face
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Then I kicked the shark in the face
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His face was a total disgrace
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Humans are better
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You can't punch me with a flipper
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I kicked the shark in the face
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He kicked the shark in the face
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I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
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Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
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I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother fucker'
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He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother fucker'
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What happened next?
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I'm getting to that
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Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
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I look left look right but there's no one around
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Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground
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He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
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Then I get up and I'm like 'What the fuck?'
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He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
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I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?'
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Then I hit the bear in the balls
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He hit the bear in the balls
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Take one for the team to the balls
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Should have protected his balls
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Go cry to ya' mamma
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A bear couldn't cook cabanda
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I hit the bear in the balls
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He hit the bear in the balls
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Swim with a school of fish
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Hunt with a pack of wolves
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The only thing I know is I love animals
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We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
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I love animals
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We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
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Then I kicked the shark in the face
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Humans are weirder
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'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
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Unless you're vegetarian
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And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me
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I Kicked A Shark In The Face
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| The Midnight Beast |
