We are the TMB party
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It¡¯s election time for an election rhyme
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Vote for us and you¡¯ll be just fine
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We¡¯ll welcome you with a cheese and wine
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Or kill you kids if you decline
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We have some things to promise you
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We¡¯re making busses baby blue
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Red¡¯s so last year and as for Big Ben
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It¡¯s time for you to join 2010
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Gordon Brown can¡¯t break it down
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David Cam can¡¯t do the running man
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Who¡¯s the other one?; I think it¡¯s Nick Clegg
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Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
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Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
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Nick Cleggy in the house
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We are the TMB party
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Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
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We are the TMB party
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Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
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We are the TMB par-tay
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We¡¯re the only party that has a DJ
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Who¡¯s in the house? Weed in the house
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We in the house of Parliament
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Don¡¯t mind spending tax payer¡¯s moneys
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We¡¯ll buy cars, cigars, and hot honeys
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I could have a mote around my estate
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We could sit around, have a mass debate
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The prime minister, ever so sinister
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Words like a trigger, I¡¯m verbally bigger
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But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch
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The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch
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I¡¯m the chancellor of the exchequer
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I write checks to make things better
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If you do wrong I¡¯ll write you a letter
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Chief secretary, to the Treasury
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Got a second house in the Grand Canaries
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If you got probs then bitch be wary
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I could put you in the obituaries
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We are the TMB party
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Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
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We are the TMB party
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Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
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We are the TMB par-tay
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We¡¯re the only party that has a DJ
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Who¡¯s in the house? Weed in the house
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We in the house of Parliament
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Who pays for houses like this? You do
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Who like picnics? We do
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Who built this monstrosity of a ferris wheel? Not us
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Rubbish is literally littering the streets; Bin it
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TMB: one, litter: nil
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We are the TMB party
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Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
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We are the TMB party
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Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
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We are the TMB par-tay
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We¡¯re the only party that has a DJ
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Who¡¯s in the house? Weed in the house
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We in the house of Parliament
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